Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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