Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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