i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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