i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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