I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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