don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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