I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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