im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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