i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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