I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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