New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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