So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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