what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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