she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My ass is underappreciated
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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