He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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