just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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