i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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