Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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