They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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