the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
how do you play pong handcuffed?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
