i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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