He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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