We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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