well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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