And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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