I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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