She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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