How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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