I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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