Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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