Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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