is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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