He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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