Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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