And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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