so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
it was like eating out sand paper
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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