you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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