Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Randomize
