I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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