I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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