Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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