Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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