what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
