im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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