I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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