I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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