I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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