Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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