Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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