I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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