It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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