Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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