There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
