He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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