Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I believe in your delicious
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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