Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just sucked dick on a ferry
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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