I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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