Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
