Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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