She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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