Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
